It's time for something honorable. It's time for the Uneux.

It's time for the unexpectedness. Oh, When last we left our heroes, Task the Kobold Ranger, Greckles the Kinku

Rogue, Borcky the Ork Barbarian, and Panic the Tiefling Bard. The party went to enjoy a nice relaxing night at the local entertainment district and the opera house.

Unbeknownst to the party, a plot was brewing behind the scenes of the opera.

A dragon puppet controlled by a gaggle of pirates staged a mass kidney. the chasing their leads and Borke determined to rescue the drowsinger Starlight the party was aided by the mysterious pigeonmancer Taylor who called forth a massive swarm of pigeons to conveyor the party to the massive pirate vessel.

Dumped on deck, panic attempted to intimidate the hundreds of men on board,

but was stopped quickly with a few crossball boats to the chest.

Borqui task in panic were swiftly swiftly arrested while Greckles was mistaken for an

engineer of the ship and greeted as if a friend. Taking advantage of the situation, Greckles played the role of

Fletch and left to gather Intel.

Soon after arrest, the captain of the ship, Captain Bladefoot, appeared before the party and the captured actors

and explained that he needed to borrow them to put on a performance for a storm giant who had captured their base.

During his explanation, Captain Bladefoot noticed task and confused the small cobalt for a young dragonborn

and let him out of the brig and adopted him right on the spot

donning him the name Captain Bladefoot Jr with two party members now still in jail

the unexpectedly are in a tricky situation. A ha ha ha the this weird tool in your hand with a crystal it's like it's like a magic wand with a

crystal at the end of it you were just tapping this giant more giant crystal just

like ting it makes kind of a soft gongy noise almost like a wind chime right Kind of soothing, if it weren't for the low rumbling of the actual magical engine itself.

So, Fletch.

Oi? How was it there on the surface, and you see the... Fetch. I. I.

How was it there on the surface?

And you see the Kiwi Kengu turn to you and he's still like hitting the little crystal with the big, you know, hitting

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