Episode #21 - BIRTHDAY ENERGY

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Congrats on not killing yourself! It's my birthday and I'm smoking a doobs during this episode while I tell you about eating a dick in front of Robin Wright, the most cringeworthy bomb of my stand-up jOuRnEy, Fuckboi Theater, and then to make up for the disappointment that Fuckbois can often evoke, I read some beautifully crafted, well thought-out words from professional poets.. Thank you to Russian Standard for supplying all the liquor for my birthday party I APPRECIATE YOU. For all things referenced on today's episode, visit the resources page of www.KrystynaHutchinson.com Follow me on social media: Twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Instagram.com/KrystynaHutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	great banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our
0:12.2	heads. with the voices in our head
0:15.0	voices in our head
0:17.0	Hello you didn't kill yourself.
0:23.0	Boy, girl, they're themselves.
0:26.0	Batch yourself on the goddamn back.
0:29.0	Hey, it's my birthday today,
0:31.0	and you know what? I'm going to use that as an excuse for
0:34.3	well I'm recording this on a Monday but I'm gonna light up a joint it's what is it 1230
0:39.7	p.m. technically on a Tuesday, February 18th,
0:42.6	it's like the day before my birthday,
0:43.8	so it's like kind of a cool day,
0:44.8	but like it's not as great as like February 19th,
0:46.9	in 1988 at 9.15 a.m.
0:49.6	That was the exact time that your girl was born.
0:52.3	I'm gonna light up a a joint because fuck it and I have
0:56.0	to not this evening wow what a what a ride my evening was I'll tell you about in a
1:01.9	fucking second go to these spreadsheets like real quick I'm just gonna like at rest aren't okay I'll tell you about it in a second.
1:02.9	Go to these spreadsheets like real quick.
1:03.9	I'm just gonna light it.
1:04.9	Okay?
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