La-da-da-da-da-da, good morning everybody and welcome to the Highlight of Civilization it's

called Coffee with Scott Adams you've never had a better time you don't know that yet but

just hold on hold on stay alive it's gonna be amazing we've got so many topics and such you're

gonna be laughing you're gonna be crying it will become a part of you and if you'd like that

experience to be well even better than I just explained all you need is a cop

permager glass a tanker jealous of Stein I can't even joke or flask a vessel of any kind

fill it with your favorite liquid I like coffee join me now for the unparalleled pleasure the

dope of being here the day the thing that makes everything better it's called the simultaneous

sip and it's gonna boost your dope of me you're actually toasting and maybe your serotonin

to when it goes it goes like this so good all right let's talk about the news today we're

gonna start with a theme the theme is wait for it how smart this audience is you're gonna be

amazed at yourselves stop it stop it you're answering the questions before I even

asked them how do you do it but we're gonna take it out of the realm of just polling to see if

you can generalize this ability to other things not just polling because I know you can guess

poll answers miraculously if you don't believe that this audience can guess the result of a poll

without seeing it I'm gonna demonstrate it now watch Rasmussen did a poll

brand new poll talking about Biden's age and what percentage of the respondents who were

likely voters don't think Biden's age poses a serious problem for his reelection chances

what how did you do that you're all correct it's 25% 25% wow all right but that was an easy one

that was an easy one don't get too cocky I want to see if you can do this next one okay

the news is reporting that the ocean has warmed up considerably very unusual amount of warming

somewhat suddenly use your next question did the climate models predict this recent warning

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