Good morning everybody and welcome to the best thing that ever happened to you.

It's called coffee with Scott Adams and every day, every day I'm here to be your

virtual friend. Are you lonely? Well this is where you come. It's like having a

friend who will shut up the moment you put on the mute. But until then let's

talk. And if you'd like this day to be, oh hold on, hold on. I know what's wrong.

And now, except that I can't see where to plug it in.

Good. Hold on a second.

That was that. Or how was that?

All right, we'll be back on the line here in a minute.

No problem. Just before I went live, I was saying to the locals people,

I feel like there's something I forgot and there was something I forgot. I was testing a

little two-way connector. And now I know it doesn't work. So apparently you can't split

a USB-C for audio. Now I know. I can't split it for audio. All right, well as I was telling you,

today will be amazing. And I am your virtual friend here every day. And if you'd like to take

your experience up to levels which nobody has ever experienced before, well you need to

use a cup or mug or glass. But take your challenge. It's time again, team Joker Flask.

A vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid I like coffee. And join me now for the

unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine, the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called

the simultaneous sip. Oh, simultaneous feel so good today. Well, yesterday was kind of amazing

in the history of Twitter and just watching how the whole Elon Musk thing is evolving.

So you might remember that Twitter used to have, and I guess it still has, this feature

is called Periscope where it can do live streaming. And that's why I first started before I moved

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