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not this morning. But if you like this day to take off like a Falcon rocket, not the latest one,

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That's the way to get that day going. All right, let's talk about all the stuff that's happening.

As your virtual friend who always talks to you in the morning, I need to keep you up to date

on what's what's happening. If you're not a subscriber to the locals,

Scott Adams.locals.com channel, there's a good chance you did not see my new provocative comic

there today. It's called Dilbert Reborn and I'm introducing a new character in the office.

It's Satan. Now why this is important, Satan's actually applying for a job in Dilbert's office

is that in 1989, I think it was, maybe 90, I drew a comic in which Satan, same Satan, very same

character, tried to get a job at Dilbert's office and my editor at the time said, whoa, no, you

can't put Satan in your comic strip. If you put Satan in your comic strip, people will think that

maybe you worship Satan. They might think that you're a little bit too much in favor of Satan if

you put it in the comic. And I said, I don't think people are going to think that. I think they'll

just think it's a joke. And my editor said, you do not understand the Midwest. Trust me. So I did

trust her. Instead of putting Satan in my strip, I introduced a milder character. Do you remember

him? Do you remember what character I did introduce? That's right. His name was Phil and he was the

ruler of hack. So I couldn't put the ruler of her hell in my comic strip. I had to tone it down.

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