Episode 209: Retiring Girl Scout Cookies, Manifesting Mindy, & North Korea Bans Hot Dogs

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

INTRO (00:00): Kathleen opens the show drinking a Labatt Blue Light in honor of the Buffalo Bills playoff run. She’s excited for the NFL playoffs to begin, and thrilled to have met the Weather Channel’s Jim Cantore while he was covering Winter Storm Cora in Nashville.

TOUR NEWS: See Kathleen live on her “Day Drinking Tour.”

COURT NEWS (20:30): Kathleen shares news on Tom Brady finishing his first regular NFL season commentating for Fox, Taylor Swift donates to the LA fires, and Cher’s Malibu home survives the fire devastation.

TASTING MENU (2:02): Kathleen samples Publix Limited Edition Buffalo Style Chicken Dip Kettle Chips, Hidden Valley Ranch Spicy Taco Sauce, and Off-Road Joe’s Retro Jalapeno Chips.

UPDATES (36:28): Kathleen shares updates on the launch of Meghan Markle’s lifestyle show, and the fate of TikTok in the US in the hands of the Supreme Court.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT” (44:30): Kathleen reads the discovery of a yellow Northern Cardinal in Michigan, and a “dinosaur highway is discovered in England.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (48:02): Kathleen shares articles on the Girl Scouts retiring two cookies, North Korea bans hot dogs, Zuckerburg is removing all fact-checking from Facebook., the history of Oscar Meyer’s Wienermobile is reviewed, a Delta flight attendant sings at Jimmy Carter’s funeral, a Fantasy Football loser is doomed to spend all day at Jason Aldean’s bar, and a trapper uses CPR to save a marten.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan.
0:10.7	Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast.
0:12.5	You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on.
0:24.0	Termites, welcome.
0:25.9	Episode 209, it's Stevie.
0:29.6	I wonder if Stevie's house is all right in the Palisades.
0:32.6	I think she has one in the Palisades.
0:34.3	She has an assistant, right?
0:35.3	She has an assistant who's probably my age.
0:38.0	So, yes, I would define that as old.
0:41.3	Somebody interviewed her assistant in a car.
0:43.4	It was the strangest thing I've ever seen.
0:45.7	Like, how did you find Stevie Nix's assistant?
0:48.9	And she was just a normal lady.
0:50.8	On Facebook.
0:51.6	Yeah.
0:52.6	Well, before we get to all that, that's Stevie. I don't think anything bad's happened to Stevie Facebook. Yeah. Yeah. Well, before we get to all that, that's Stevie.
0:55.4	I don't think anything bad's happened to Stevie herself.
0:58.2	So I'm not even sure there's a house in the palisades.
1:00.6	I think she wrote that in a song, though, or something.
1:03.1	Something all the way to point doom.
1:05.7	I don't know.
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