Episode #2086: Lovitz Would You Like A Sausage?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2016

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew are mad at the internet today. They discuss yesterday's 24-hour hoax involving a Jon Lovitz and a younger woman. Plus, forget everything you thought you knew about selfie-rat and the three-eyed fish. They also help a listener with her childcare dilemma.

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0:00.0	Jay, my new film is a mix of action and comedy.
0:03.8	It's called McBain, Let's Get Silly.
0:07.1	Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?
0:12.2	That's the joke.
0:13.9	The film is just me in front of a brick wall from an hour and a half.
0:18.1	It costs 80 million dollars.
0:20.8	How do you sleep at night?
0:22.8	On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
0:26.8	Just asking.
0:27.9	TVTM!
0:37.6	All right.
0:38.4	Sorry.
0:44.4	Sorry, this is actually never happened to me.
0:46.9	I hated the karma with his wee B.D. eyes.
0:50.7	And that smug lick on his face.
0:52.8	Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken.
0:55.0	Oh.
0:56.2	Do you ever kind of look at each other and go,
0:58.6	aren't we a couple of dapper Danes?
1:00.8	Would you say that to Tom Petty?
1:02.2	I don't really know how to end this conversation.
1:05.1	So, high five.
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