Episode #2085: Don't You Dare, Ugly Man, Hurt My Mother

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2016

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Luke responds to some tough-lovin' fan mail he received over the weekend. He and Andrew also discuss Kraft's sneaky way of changing it's mac & cheese recipe without raising the ire of the nation. And do we give cheers or jeers to Facebook for its emergency "safety checks"?

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0:00.0	Welcome to Thought for Your Thoughts. I'm your Pornian host, Derry Murbels.
0:06.6	And I'm your Eagletonian host, August Clementine.
0:10.3	Yes, if you have not heard our program in a while,
0:13.8	Thought for Your Thoughts now has a co-host thanks to the Porni Eagleton merger.
0:19.4	I believe that is the Eagleton Porni merger, Nespa.
0:23.2	I'd like to apologize to our listeners for my co-host Sudden and Violent Outburst
0:29.2	just now. Our guest is former City Councilwoman Leslie.
0:33.8	Nope. Leslie thought for your thoughts.
0:37.4	I said it.
0:38.8	Absorb the aggression, Derry. Absorb the aggression.
0:44.2	T-B-T-L!
0:50.2	Before we go any further, I need to know if there are any hidden recording devices in the room.
0:55.2	I will find out if there are.
0:57.2	I'm sure you will, but there's none because that would be stupid of us and we're not stupid.
1:01.2	Silly move. It's a no.
1:03.2	It makes no difference which one of us you vote for.
1:06.2	Either way your planet is doomed.
1:09.2	DOOMED!
1:11.2	What are we doing folks? What are we doing?
1:14.2	What are we doing? We can't do it any longer.
1:17.2	I have no idea what you just said, but I feel totally transformed.
1:21.2	Okay everybody, buckle up. It's time for a Monday morning edition of T-B-T-L.
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