Episode #2084: Designated Stinker

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2016

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Luke joins the show from a hotel room in Chicago, where he shares with us the contents of his shame-filled garbage can. He and Andrew also discuss bathroom hand dryers, job interviews gone wrong, and a guy who got arrested for failing to return a VHS copy of "Freddy Got Fingered." Plus, Music For Your Weekend!

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0:00.0	We got a bug back and out, and I took it to a bug.
0:03.5	And what is it we can't even count it?
0:06.0	Bow!
0:07.0	Bat meets Owl. It's Bowl.
0:09.5	My bow's so pretty.
0:11.0	We love you, Bowl.
0:13.0	And now Bowl's for boys, too.
0:15.5	But wait, there's more.
0:17.0	Bowl also makes a perfect gift for your dad.
0:20.0	Ha, ha, banana, love Bowl.
0:22.0	It's great for teenagers, too.
0:23.5	Ordinary people put up with Bowl every day.
0:26.0	Your pets will look at Bowl.
0:28.5	Anyone can tolerate Bowl for a few minutes.
0:31.0	Put Bowl into truck at your car, and forget it.
0:33.5	And now Bowl's perfect for throwing away.
0:36.5	T-B-T-L!
0:41.5	Hello, town jubilation committee.
0:43.5	Hey, I got something that's gonna make you a lot less jubilant.
0:46.5	I don't talk trash. I talk smack.
0:48.5	They're totally different.
0:49.5	Trash shop is a hypothetical.
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