Episode #2083: We've Got To Do Something About Andrew

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2016

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew clearly have animals on the brain today (despite the fact that Andrew heartlessly forgot the name of his childhood pet.) They discuss L.A.'s famous mountain lion, P-22, who is accused of murdering a koala bear. They discuss a pig that stood trial and a man accused of loving a pig too much. They discuss a parrot in a witness protection program. And they discuss Andrew's friendship with a stuffed bear.

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0:00.0	Hello, this is British Prime Minister David Cameron. I would like to inform you that I like
0:06.9	to listen to two beautiful to life with Luke Beerbank and Andy Welsh. I particularly
0:14.4	like to pick up tips on the correct way to construct pastramis and ridges.
0:20.2	You can come to us with 16 quarters, 8 times and 4 nickels. We can give you a $5 bill.
0:30.9	We can give you 5 singles. For 2 singles, 8 quarters and 10 times. You'd be amazed at the
0:36.9	variety of options you have. What do we treat ourselves to? Clothes. Treat yourself.
0:40.8	Fragrances. Treat yourself. Massage. Treat yourself. Mimosas. Treat yourself. It's the best day of the year.
0:46.5	The best day of the year. Come and just stop here real quick and just say, what a wonderful
0:51.7	atmosphere you have here. I was or fell in myself once in. Sometimes you eat the bar. Sometimes
1:01.2	the bar while you eat you. That's some kind of Eastern thing. Far from it.
1:15.2	I feel like if I'm one of the Cohen brothers and I'm directing the Big Lebowski and that guy,
1:22.3	the line is sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you. You've
1:29.4	slaved over a hot word processing machine and you've made this line just the way that you'd
1:33.2	like it to be. And then the actor comes in. Of course, I'm forgetting his name. I want to say Sam
1:38.5	Waterston, but that's the guy from law and order. That's Sam. And not Sam Neal. That's the guy
1:43.8	from Jurassic Park. Sam something else. We'll learn it. Believe me. Together we'll learn this. But
1:48.8	anyway, that actor comes in and says sometimes you eat the bar. And if I'm the Cohen brothers,
1:55.2	I'm saying, wait a minute. You're really confusing the issue. Speaking of confusing the issue,
1:59.8	welcome everybody to a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be
2:06.0	too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host coming to you from the shores of
2:12.2	Lake Michigan here in Chicago, Illinois, the windy, windy Bay city. It's episode two thousand and
2:18.4	83 in a collector series. And we have got a lot to talk about. I'm going to just warn you right here
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