Good morning everybody and welcome to the best thing that's ever happened to you in your entire life.

It's called coffee with Scott Adams and there's never a better time in the history of the universe,

which we used to think was 14 billion years old or so.

But thanks to the new telescopes, we're probably wrong about all of that, it turns out.

But if you'd like to take your experience beyond the Big Bang, bigger than the Big Bang,

all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass of taker gel.

And a canteen jug or a flask of vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee.

Enjoyed me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dope of being into the day,

the thing that makes everything better, it's called the simultaneous sip,

and it happens right now, go.

Oh, that was good.

So, a couple of quick things on the subscription site,

the locals where I have a site.

That's where the only place you can find the Dilbert Reborn comic,

and robots read news comic and all of my live streams,

including the special man case, but to make you even more special,

I have recently put both my books, Gods Debris, for free,

well, if you're a subscriber, on the local site,

it's gotadams.locals.com, and the Religion War.

So, this is the first time you'll see that in electronic form.

That's never been published as an e-book.

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