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Well, would you like to see the Dilbert comic that's running on the local's platform after

it's been canceled? To see what kind of jokes I would do after I'm canceled?

Do you think they get edgier? Well, you're just beginning to see the beginning of it because

I still had some of the pipeline when I got canceled. So some of the ones you've seen are

the uncanceled version. They would have run newspapers. Beers one that definitely would not

have run newspapers. And it features Dave the engineer talking to the boss.

Dave's a new character, a black engineer, whose main characteristic is that you can

never tell if he's joking about a wokeness because he's very woke, but you're not

really sure if he's serious. So that's what his personality is. The boss says,

Dave, your project is late. What's the problem? Dave turns around and says, according to

critical race theory, the problem is you. Boss says, are you sure? And Dave says,

that's what the smart people tell me. Now, there was no way I could run that in

newspapers. You know that, right? No newspaper would have run that.

In fact, every comic this week, this coming week, will be a comic that could not

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