Oh, I'm overexposed.

Let's get a little less light on that.

Yeah, that's better.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of Civilization.

It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and it's the best Easter entertainment you've ever had in your whole life.

Let me put you in the center, put me in the center of the frame. There we go.

And I think if you'd like to take this up a level, and I know you would.

All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass of tanker, chalice style, and a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee.

Enjoyed me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine here today, the thing that makes everything better, it's called simultaneous sip.

It happens now.

Well, I was just alerted to the fact that the Dunesbury comic is apparently taking a...

Well, I won't say that... Let me just read it.

You can make up your own mind about whether this is supportive or not.

So it shows that two older, older couple, one's reading a newspaper.

Newspapers still exist in this comic world, and the young person comes in and then...

The young person says, okay, so I've been thinking about the raw deal that canceled cartoonist got, and the mom says, oh honey, what?

Before you say anything, let me make a quick point. All life is editing.

It's the things we may think, but don't say that make it bearable to live in the world, civilization absolutely depends on it.

The father says, agreed, just because you have the right to spew transgressive crap doesn't mean you must, especially if it hurts people.

So editing is your own self-interest son, it protects you from your bassist instincts.

And the son says, okay, okay, but I'll still miss Garfield, but not from ignorance.

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