Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the Highlight of Civilization.

It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and there's never been a finer moment in your whole

life.

And if you'd like to take it up to levels that no one's ever seen before, all you need

is a cup of mugger of glass, a tanker jealous of style, and again, teen jogger flask, a vessel

of any kind.

Filling with your favorite liquid?

I like coffee.

And joining me now for the unparalleled pleasure.

It's a dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip, but it happens now.

Go.

Oh yeah, that's the good stuff.

Yes, it turns out, in case you were worried about my health, my health is perfect.

But sometimes you have to sleep more than three hours a night.

So after yesterday's debacle, I just went right back to bed, and just slept until noon.

And then I felt great.

All good.

So sleep, it's kind of a miracle drug.

Well, what's in the news?

There's an account I follow that I don't think is a real person called Tyrone Williams.

He says a lot of controversial things, but some of the very interesting things he

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