Huh? Well, we've got a problem today. You know how every day I open up the same drawer

and I take out this sheet that tells me the words for the simultaneous tip? Well, I just

open that drawer and there's nothing in there, which means I shuffle that paper with

the documents I threw away, which means it doesn't exist, unless I dig through my garbage.

Let's take a vote. Should I dig through my garbage in front of you, or should I read the

back of my mug? Which do you prefer? Read the mug.

Well, that's a backup plan. Backup plan, working like a chopper. All right, if you'd like

to make your day better and take it up to levels never before heard, before all you need

is a cup or a mug or a glass of take or a shell, just dying a canteen, a jug or a flask,

a vessel of any kind. Filling with your favorite liquid, I like coffee. Enjoy me now for the

unparalleled pleasure, the dope of being here the day, the thing that makes everything better,

it's called simultaneous tip. It happens now. Go. I'm feeling a little sorry for the people who

do not have the official scott Adams coffee with scott Adams mug, but maybe someday you'll catch up.

Well, I know what you're thinking today. You're saying to yourself, if Dilbert is only showing

on locals and you say you're doing edgy stuff, you say. That's what you say. How edgy is it?

Well, I'll give you a hint. So this week features the new coworker Dave. Here's Dave.

Dave is black, but the joke with Dave the new engineer is that he's black, but he only makes fun

of woke stuff. So he pretends to be woke and he pretends to pull people's legs.

So Dave says in the first panel he's talking to the boss, he says, why did you exclude me from

mandatory sensitivity training? And the boss says, you don't need it. You're finding the way you are.

And Dave says, is it because everyone will be talking about me? And the boss says, only as a hypothetical.

All right. Now, do you think I could have run that in a regular newspaper? Nope.

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