Good morning everybody and welcome to coffee with Scott Adams a highlight of

civilization. You might notice my voice is a little raspy got a little

laryngeitis so turn up your sound put on your headphones this is as loud as I

can get. Now if you'd like to take your experience up to levels that I don't

know are just impossible to imagine at this point all you have to do is grab

yourself a cup or a mug or a glass a tank or jealous of style and I can't

teen jog or flask a vessel of any kind fill it with your favorite liquid I

like coffee and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure the dopamine the

day the thing that makes everything better and today it comes with a little

oxytocin too it's called the simultaneous sip happens now go well yes

sinta I hope you enjoyed your very first simultaneous sip everybody

congratulations to yesinta good I hope I'm pronouncing that right I mean I

turned the the J into a Y is that correct J A C I N T A yesinta sounds

all right all right well how many of you have seen the famous probably every

one of you the famous audio illusion in which you can hear what is a green

needle or something else so you can hear two different things even now it's

always the same well have you seen the one where there's a whole list of

things you can see that this is the one that will completely change your

opinion about the world I don't know if you can hear it all right so before I

put on the audio just see that there's a whole list of different things which

the same audio will sound like but only if you're looking at it at the time so

in other words if you're looking at the line that says baptism piracy you hear

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