You're going to be. All right Mary.

Mary.

The library is open.

The library is open. Okay, first up, Eloise by Kay Thompson.

O'Eloise, you need to call the front desk and get a hot oil treatment for that broom on your head.

And girls, Victoria's secret call, they want their wallpaper back.

And what is she doing? Popin a fart? Got that leg all cranked out, all nasty

girl please. Okay, up next, Madeline, by Ludwig Beethoven.

Miss Mateline. I have bad news, child, the Eiffel Tower is not in the woods.

Girl, you better draw France, right, bitch?

Somebody's trying to act like they've been to Paris.

You ain't never been there, girl, huh?

What is happening? Next, the secret of the old clock.

Honey, I'll tell you what the secret is.

She been out there doing herself.

Uh-huh, somebody found out and she just grabbed some old random clock and was acting like she was fixing it.

Good God, girl, get a grip, she crazy.

Now for me, and of course, this is something you can't hear but can only see,

but the nuance of this clip that I love the most is the way that

RuPaul puts the book down when she's done reading it.

There's just this like tuck, like, hmm, there we go, next.

It is a moment where I'm like,

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