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Do you? Good morning, everybody. And welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams. It's the finest

thing that's ever happened to you in your whole darn life, probably, probably. You know,

things might pick up later, but at the moment, this is the best thing that's ever happened

to you and it's getting better. Watch this. All you need is a simultaneous sip to take

it up a level. All you need is a cup of rum under a glass of tanker, Chelsea style and

a Kim team jug or flask of vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like

coffee. Enjoyed me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine and of the day thing.

Makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and happens now. Go.

The last thing that ever happened. Well, there's going to be a theme for today's livestream.

The theme is, it seems like everything's going my way. That's the theme. Let's see if

I can connect it all together and make that a theme work, okay? I'll start with a tweet

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