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Now for you members of YouTube and anybody on the local's platform who was just joining us,

if you had been a local subscriber this morning and if you had been early onto the livestream,

you would have had the pleasure of watching me destroy my printer on my hard floor.

There's not much left of that but I think you'd like to, well I won't show you what's left but

there's, I'm sort of sitting within a debris field here. I'm trying to figure out,

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