Someone came up to me in the street and said, are you Jimmy Car or would you just look like Jimmy Car?

I said both.

Hello, I'm Jimmy Car, and I'm announcing a new tour.

It's called Jimmy Car Loves Funny, because they'll be laughs and it'll be funny and because they'll

laugh funny. I think jokes are like magnets.

They attract some people, some people like my comedy,

but like magnets jokes attract and they repel.

Some people are repelled by my sense of humour.

If that's you, don't come and see me live.

But if you like this kind of thing, come and see Jimmy Carr laughs funny. I'll be everywhere.

Go to Jimmy Carr dot com for details.

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Repeat our mantra.

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Keep you up on game.

It won't be the same.

Say what's his net clean,

is net clean, cold,

what's his name,

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