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started. Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of civilization and probably your

entire life. I know I know the birth of your children and the day you got married. That stuff's

cool too. But this is a highlight of your life. If you want to take it up a notch,

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That's good. We have so many stories here today. I don't know where to begin. So I'll begin with

the funny ones. I've told you before that parody and reality have merged. Then nobody can tell the

difference between a parody and the actual news. Well there's something else that merged

and you've noticed it. I know you've noticed it. The idea of some and all they've merged.

So for example if I say you know some Democrats committed crimes. From that point on you can say

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