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everybody and welcome to the 2000th, 2000th coffee with Scott Adams. The best thing that's

ever happened to you, obviously. And could it be even better? I don't know. I don't know.

But let's see if we can take a run at it. If you'd like to make the 2000th episode extra

special, all you need to do is find a cup or a mug or a glass of tank or gel or style.

And again, tea and jug or flask of vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid

I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dope immediately of the

day of the thing that makes everything better, including all the crow I've been eating.

It's called the simultaneous hip. It happens now. Go. Coffee and crow. It's the best.

Well, so here's a little update on this is a story that just personally makes me happy.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., you know he had some problems with his voice. And he told me on

Twitter the other day that apparently something I said or did inspired him to look for surgical

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