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Welcome to Is This Real Life, a podcast that relates the corkiest aspects of pop culture and reality TV to our own lives.

This is your host, Mandy Sleutzer.

Let's get to it.

So this is episode 20 of Is This Real Life? And I am here with Peter from Vanderpump Rules, the manager at Sir. Welcome.

Oh, thank you for having me. How are you doing today? I'm good. So Peter and I got in touch last week after my friend.

Was it last week?

Yeah.

I know it feels like it's been longer.

After my friend Brittany got in touch with you about doing a cameo to wish me happy birthday.

Yeah, those cameos are funny.

It was so funny.

It made my day, and it made me laugh really hard,

and you were so nice and offering to come on the podcast.

Oh, you're welcome.

Thank you for having me.

You seemed a little bit shocked by the fact that I'm naming my new dog Stasi, and I know that you and her

have a history. But do you think she'd appreciate it? I mean, I don't know if she'd appreciate,

I'm not sure if she'd appreciate it. I've met people that have named their dog Jacks and name them.

But I've never heard of someone naming their dog Stasi.

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