Episode 2: We're Already Having Fun
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2018
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
One week of Spring Training is in the books, and Hubbs and Tom are here to wrap it all up. Miguel Andujar is unstoppable, Russell Wilson is curing concussions, and Gary is hitting rockets. It’s also the debut of the new segment, “Noah Syndergaard Is The Worst.” They wrap up the show with DMs and a throwback. Follow @BarstoolHubbs and @TomScibelli on Twitter!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.6 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.3 | What's happening? |
| 0:10.3 | Welcome to another edition of the Short Porch. |
| 0:13.0 | I am your host, Hubbs. |
| 0:14.0 | Alongside me is my co-host, alarmingly stupid, |
| 0:17.0 | otherwise known as the Voice of Fordham, |
| 0:19.0 | also known as Tommy Smokes. |
| 0:21.0 | You may know him as Tom Sculli. |
| 0:22.0 | Tom, say hello to the fans. |
| 0:24.0 | Hello to the fans. |
| 0:25.0 | Now you are sick, correct? |
| 0:27.0 | Well, we're going to get right to it. |
| 0:28.0 | Yeah, no, so I'm battling strep throat, now on antibiotics. |
| 0:32.0 | Why are you here? Well, because I'm a warrior and credit to me first |
| 0:35.2 | of all Saturday we'll take I'll take through the whole strep throat saga real quick |
| 0:39.1 | great story Saturday is at my friend's house and I said you know what guys I'm getting strep throat |
| 0:43.9 | and they're like oh you have a sore throat I said not really but I just got that |
| 0:46.7 | feeling in the back of my throat that feels like strep throat I'm someone that's |
| 0:49.6 | had a lot of strep throat sure enough Saturday night trying to get to sleep up all night, could |
| 0:53.5 | barely swallow. Sunday, not feeling well Monday I couldn't come in here, went to the |
| 0:57.2 | Health Center at Fordham, quick-strep test was negative and I said Tommy that |
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