Well, I don't see the point in waiting for longer, so let's bring her out.

The Star Attraction, the one you came to see, ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only,

Ms. Judy Gould. Kill me now, where my friends and other celebrities, come on and discuss what pisses them off since I'm

always pissed off at the boards and boring me is Lauren Hennessy who is not

allowed to talk.

Lauren is a trans, whatever.

Thank you.

Lauren is a male yet has boobs.

And, because Lauren does not want to. yet has boops and

It's true because Lauren does not want to transition physically because Lauren gets work is a

Oh sorry anyway This is part of the opening. And my, one of my favorite,

one of my all time, from the beginning of time

when you started doing stand up.

Oh my goodness.

I'm sorry, did you?

Oh, I thought you were still talking.

No, I wasn't and I said don't talk unless you're spoken to.

Sorry.

Ted Alexandra was here.

Thank you, darling.

Ted Alexandra, ladies and gentlemen.

My friend Aram Ortiz, a retired lieutenant, is sitting on the sofa because she laughs at every

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