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Just The Nobody's

Episode 2: Birds are fake THEORY, Dark Disney theory, Friends Theory!

Just The Nobody's

Just The Nobodys

Comedy

4.8667 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2021

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Hi everyone this is episode 2 of Just The Nobodys Podcast! You may have seen us on tiktok and today we talk about the theory on how birds are not real, Disney's Onward theory, Disney's Ratatouille theory, and how showering is bad. We also talk about how to avoid getting called on in school and weird ways to die. Also we have a segment called who's side are you on basically "am I the ahole" stories. We appreciate all your support!

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0:00.0

How's it going to everybody and welcome to Just Nobody's podcast?

0:02.5

I'm your host, Ryan.

0:03.3

And I'm your host, Daniel.

0:04.2

And today we're doing a podcast.

0:06.8

What a great intro that has been.

0:08.9

I want to start it off with a banger.

0:11.0

Oh, he says a banger.

0:12.4

Okay, so remember when I talked about how birds are fake?

0:14.6

Yeah, and literally shocked everybody. everybody okay so a while ago there was a guy who came out and he said he's an ex-CIA agent his jobs was collect every single bird and replace them with

0:24.1

surveillance drones this was during the Cold War though they want to see if

0:27.1

there's any spies in the US if you could collect all the birds it would make

0:30.7

sense to use them as some kind of surveillance since birds sit on telephone

0:34.9

wires that's how they charge okay so I saw a video by Shane Dawson. There's a video of Vladimir Putin. He puts his hand out to a pigeon like he's good to like feed it or something. Yeah. And the pigeon salutes him.

0:45.8

Shut up. Salutes him. What the heck is that? Isn't that crazy though? That's really weird. Okay, this may be an edited edited video but that is a good edit if it's

0:54.5

edited video makes pretty good sense why it could happen but then i saw that video and i'm like

0:59.8

seals the deal yeah that seals it you know the movie onward right onward was such a good movie

1:03.9

have you heard of the onward theory no so basically there's a theory that remi from ratatoui is

1:09.6

actually in onward.

1:13.4

So remember when they go to the restaurant where the Manticore owns it?

1:16.9

So if you look in the kitchen, you actually see a rat cooking.

1:22.8

So there's a theory that using magic, Remy was able to transform himself to grow.

1:24.4

We saw barley shrink.

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