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Real Coffee with Scott Adams

Episode 1999 Scott Adams: Documents Everywhere, Obesity Is A Bad Word, More Of Me Eating Crow

Real Coffee with Scott Adams

Scott Adams

News Commentary, News

4.51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

My new book LOSERTHINK, available now on Amazon https://tinyurl.com/rqmjc2a

Find my "extra" content on Locals: https://ScottAdams.Locals.com

Content:

  • Matt Gaetz targets the important issues
  • Josh Hawley's "Pelosi Act"
  • Gigantic liars not wanted on intel committee
  • America's deniable war with Russia
  • Whiteboard1: How To Decide
  • Whiteboard2: Penis Based Decisions

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:06.1

easily. Then distribute it everywhere and even earn money all in one place for free. It's

0:12.0

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0:18.2

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0:23.2

you can start creating today. Then you can distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else

0:28.9

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0:34.9

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0:40.7

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0:47.1

been easier and I've been making money as great features. So I highly recommend it given to try

0:53.5

download the Spotify for podcasters app or go to www.spodify.com. Backslash podcasters to get started.

1:09.9

Oh shoot. All right, I don't know what to do now.

1:14.8

I found a classified item in my drawer. I need to call the FBI immediately.

1:33.4

Hello FBI. Yeah, I feel stupid now. I found a classified item. It was in my drawer.

1:43.6

I don't know who put it there. Probably my assistant. I suit my assistant.

1:48.8

Assistance are terrible with classified information. I didn't even know it was there, really.

1:54.7

So I thought I would, what the hell? You're busy? Oh, well what's taking you so long?

2:06.3

Well, taking bribes from oligarchs. Yeah, that can take a lot of time out of your schedule.

2:14.1

All right, well, I guess I'll just handle it myself. Okay, all right. And you have a good day too.

2:26.2

Why is my phone yelling at me? Well, if you'd like to take today's classified top secret experience,

2:36.1

up to levels you've never known before. This is how you do it. All you need is a copper mug or a glass

2:43.1

of tanker shells or style and a canteen jug or a flask of vessel of any kind. Fill it with your

2:48.8

favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine

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