Episode #1972: Above Ground Pool, Below Ground Dreams
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 October 2015
⏱️ 123 minutes
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Summary
Luke checks-in from the hard-hat area known as Burbank Springs. He and Andrew discuss more Skyjinx sparked by reclining airline seats. Plus, Larry David kills it on Saturday Night Live. And we lick our football wounds with another installment of No Point Conversion.
Special thanks to Debra Giannoni and Joe Santangelo for supporting this episode of TBTL!
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| 0:00.0 | Today we're not gonna talk about how much we weigh, we're gonna talk about how much we rock, so put your horns up for our hosts. |
| 0:15.0 | Luke, the barbarian, Burbank, and Andrew, the witch finder, wash. |
| 0:38.0 | Hey, there's this extreme metal band playing over at Labyrinths tonight. Just real f***ed up noise. They don't even have a name. You want to check it out? |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah, man, let's go catch some decibels, huh? Cut me out, bleed metal. Great. |
| 0:55.0 | What we do is if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do? |
| 1:00.0 | We do. Put it up to 1-1. Exactly. 1 loud. Why don't you just make 10 louder and make 10 be the top number and make that a lot? |
| 1:10.0 | These cards are 2-1-1. If you want to rock, you got to break the rules. |
| 1:14.0 | We're gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow. |
| 1:16.0 | Now we're not gonna f*** into stonehenge. More rock, less talk! |
| 1:24.0 | All right, well that may be an issue because the talking is kind of the primary thing we |
| 1:30.7 | do here on this year podcast. |
| 1:33.7 | We rock occasionally, but we talk incessantly. |
| 1:37.2 | And here we are once again at a Monday afternoon edition of the program. |
| 1:41.4 | Hi there ladies and germs. |
| 1:43.8 | This is TBTL, this show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:48.8 | My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host. |
| 1:51.8 | Welcome to you from Burbank Springs, nestled atop Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington |
| 1:56.9 | the Bay City. |
| 1:58.2 | I'm coming to you from our basement. |
| 2:02.0 | There is a 65 pound labrador retriever sleeping underneath the table that I have my microphone |
| 2:10.0 | sitting on. |
| 2:11.6 | So there's about an 80 to 90% chance at some point during the recording of this program. |
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