Episode #1971: Cough The Calories Away
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 October 2015
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Luke joins the show from Burbank Springs, where construction is underway and dust is in the air. Andrew joins the show from a place of shame after inventing "dessert sandwiches." They discuss the biggest blown opportunity in the history of Wheel of Fortune, and Luke reviews the film The Martian. Plus, Music For Your Werbkend!
Special thanks to Patrick Meagher and Christopher Curran for supporting this episode of TBTL!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey woman, lose weight. |
| 0:02.0 | No, I don't want you to lose weight. |
| 0:04.0 | No, we can't legally ask you to do that. |
| 0:07.0 | We didn't say lose weight. |
| 0:08.0 | I might say Titan. |
| 0:10.0 | Titan. |
| 0:11.0 | Little... |
| 0:12.0 | Titer? |
| 0:13.0 | Just like toned and smaller. |
| 0:15.0 | Don't make everything smaller. |
| 0:17.0 | I don't want to generalize that way. |
| 0:19.0 | Titer. |
| 0:20.0 | We don't want you to lose weight. |
| 0:21.0 | We just want you to be healthy. |
| 0:23.0 | Okay. |
| 0:24.0 | No, by eating less. |
| 0:26.0 | We would just like it if you |
| 0:28.0 | go home and step on a scale |
| 0:30.0 | and write down how much you weigh |
| 0:32.0 | and subtract it by like 20. |
| 0:34.0 | 20. |
| 0:35.0 | And then weigh that much. |
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