Okay, what's good?

I've heard good things about the prosciutto, also the caprese, also the mozzarella sticks and the brusquetta and the garlic bread.

Do you mean bruschetta?

Yeah, brusquetta.

Why are you saying it that way?

That's how it's supposed to be pronounced.

People like it when you embrace their culture, it's very respectful.

Have you guys eaten in this neighborhood before?

Actually, right next door, there's this amazing Spanish restaurant.

They do the best tapas and capaccio.

And like, one block down is this sushi restaurant that you have to try.

That is racist.

It's not racist.

I'm not imposing my anglicized pronunciation on these foreign words, like some sort of linguistic...

Okay, I think I'll hide in the bathroom for the rest of the night.

No, Adam, come on, I had a great night plan.

We're gonna go get dinner, and then we're gonna get some strudel.

Then we would go to the poop, and I would buy all woodcut shots, and then we would go get strudel.

You already said strudel.

Did I?

Oh, deja vu!

T-B-T-E-L!

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