Episode #1968: Sonova Beach
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 October 2015
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
Playboy is going to stop featuring nudity in its magazine. Luke and Andrew didn't even know there were pictures of naked ladies in there. Also, Luke wonders if he's a bad person when it comes to his feelings about Volkswagen.
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| 0:00.0 | Keep your eyes on me. |
| 0:02.0 | What is it about me that is like, |
| 0:04.0 | they make you not want to sit here? |
| 0:08.0 | Honestly? Yeah. |
| 0:12.0 | Like everything, |
| 0:14.0 | starting with your face first, |
| 0:16.0 | just like the expression on it is really bad. |
| 0:18.0 | You sort of look like |
| 0:20.0 | you're smelling something that doesn't smell good |
| 0:22.0 | or like you're like squinting |
| 0:24.0 | even though you're wearing glasses. |
| 0:26.0 | Like your eyes don't work. |
| 0:28.0 | A lesbian newscaster, |
| 0:30.0 | because you're a feminine, |
| 0:32.0 | but not in like a good way. |
| 0:34.0 | It's almost insulting to women. |
| 0:36.0 | The way you're a feminine, |
| 0:38.0 | because like you're not a drudgeness, |
| 0:40.0 | you're just like soft and doughy. |
| 0:42.0 | You don't look like you have bones |
| 0:44.0 | under your body at all. |
| 0:46.0 | You're just sort of like an old baby. |
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