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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1967: …And You Will Know Us By The Smell Of Our Shirts

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2015

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

A scientist in Boston says he hasn't showered in 12 years, thanks to a special spray he invented. Luke and Andrew discuss the implications of that and whether or not they wear too much cologne. Other topics include Ringo Starr songs and what constitutes a "rock block" versus a "two-fer Tuesday". Plus, listeners weigh-in on Alex Trebeck's potential replacement.

Special thanks to Matthew Bailey and Dave Gebala for supporting today's episode of TBTL!

 

Transcript

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0:00.0

In a world, with infinitely many podcasts, two men stand out from the pack.

0:12.5

One's a fun-loving gambler with nothing to lose.

0:15.1

We use effort all the time, it's pretty much the only thing we say.

0:19.5

The other's a high-strong Joker with a lot on the line.

0:22.6

They might as well just have a little like leg, like a little human leg with a fake foot

0:26.2

on it that just kicks in the balls.

0:29.1

They must create 2,000 episodes of a name chatter before time runs out.

0:33.5

As we've said on the show before, I talk like a shit salesman with a mouthful of samples.

0:39.2

Burbank.

0:41.2

Walsh.

0:43.7

Together they are, too beautiful to live.

0:52.9

Thanksgiving 2015.

0:55.1

Well, you must feel like a celebrity, a regular eye-reglass.

1:03.7

I know these guys are annoying, but that's all I got.

1:10.9

Is there?

1:11.9

I'm just guessing here's some kind of medication that you maybe need a lot of and have taken

1:16.5

none of.

1:17.5

Maybe too much on today?

1:18.5

You got a dangerous streak and a not-dangerous streak.

1:21.4

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, wow, that was an intro submitted by our friend and longtime

1:37.9

listener, Joseph Jordan, down there in Oregon, apparently dealing with the pain of a collapsed

1:44.9

Oregon duck's football season, taking the hurt, stuffing it down inside and then using

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