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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1966: alt.wilco.earlycomputing

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2015

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Luke's experience at a Tig Notaro show leads him and Andrew to offer sage advice to stand-up audiences across the land. Also, Luke tries to decipher some of the most incomprehensible voice-over instructions he's received. And we hear some Music For Your Weekend!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Rollo. The chocolate treat with caramel inside. Rollo, rollo, roll your boat gently in my mouth.

0:08.0

Pop top, check it out. Lift the foil with your tongue. Give it to your friends.

0:14.0

As a gift. As a gift.

0:16.0

Let's change gears. Rollo Tony Brown Town. Check yourself at the door.

0:21.0

Give me some more. Give me some more. Give me some more on your Rollos.

0:25.0

That's pretty good.

0:27.0

You're next performer coming to the stage. Absolutely hilarious.

0:35.0

Oh, this is my jam right here. I'm gonna be drinking what everyone else drinks when they're day drinking.

0:40.0

What the f**k ever.

0:42.0

You want to learn the first rule? You never open your mouth till you know what the shot is.

0:47.0

What is it about you that makes people want to punch in the face so much?

0:50.0

Yes, I love the game of cricket.

0:52.0

And I thought I'd perk your views up with a little song about cricket.

0:56.0

It is the game that we enjoy. Very boring to you.

1:00.0

Thank you Robin. Thank you so much.

1:02.0

Remember to achieve success you must first conceive it and believe in it.

1:08.0

Remember impossible. There's nothing.

1:16.0

I would like to say that I didn't lean back on the couch

1:21.0

and literally doze off for about four seconds of that intro.

1:25.0

I'd like to sit here and tell you that that is not something that happened.

1:29.0

But you know what? We're all about speaking that truth.

1:33.0

We're about radical honesty here on this podcast.

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