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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of civilization. It's called coffee with

Scott Adams. There's never been a finer moment in your life. I know you'd probably like the

birth of your children, maybe your wedding day. But those are nothing compared to this experience.

And if you want to take it up to yet another level and I know you do, all you need is a

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Fill it with your favorite liquid I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure or the

dope of me another day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous

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Yeah, that's good. That's good. Well, let's talk about some things.

A Twitter user named Peter Wang. Stop it. That's his actual name. Don't make fun of him.

Just because his first name and his last name are a penis. Peter Wang, that is no reason to mock

him. That's not kind. Don't do that because that's not what this is about. But Peter Wang had a very

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