First ground pepper, sir.

Uh, yes, please.

Say one.

You know what?

Why don't you just leave it here?

I can't do that, sir, but I'll be happy to give you as much as you'd like.

Well, I might want more later, so how about you just leave the grinder on the table,

and I'll just use it at my whim?

Well, if you want more pepper later, you can use the pepper that's on the table,

that's what it's there for.

That's the trash pepper, and that's why it's on the table.

You got the good stuff, and I want it being controlled the good stuff.

Well, I can't leave it here, I'm sorry.

I see that way just right there, she's grading cheese.

Am I gonna have to go through the same rigmarole when I want some cheese?

With all due respect, sir, going to a restaurant is itself a rigmarole.

If you don't want the pomp and circumstance of being served by professional weight staff,

you can go home and eat cat food over the toilet for all I care.

But while you're here, I will grind your pepper.

T-B-T-L!

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