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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1943: Male Pattern Low Self Esteem

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2015

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Luke, Andrew and Fletch talk about their histories with video games, Andrew's growing obsession with Minecraft, and the time Luke broke his friend's tooth with a Nintendo controller then lied about it. Plus, what we talk about when we talk about balding.

Special thanks to Brenda Skeel and Megan Van Houten for supporting this episode of TBTL!

 

Transcript

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0:00.0

What are you watching baggage baggage? What's baggage? Okay, so there are three contestants

0:06.4

Today there are girls and this guy Danny is looking for love and they each have three suitcases a little one a meeting one

0:11.4

And a big one and then they have like their secret baggage

0:14.7

And they reveal it and if it's super freaky human makes them okay like this chick the black one or the blonde one

0:20.0

You have the black one her little is baggage is that she spends a thousand dollars a month on her weave

0:24.3

Which hosts Jerry Spinger thinks is unbeatable her medium baggage is the two points are wedding after the first date

0:29.8

And her biggest baggage is that she pokes holes and condoms. Whoa

0:33.9

That's a crazy thing to do and

0:41.4

I was listening to your program on my car radio. What do you think so far?

0:45.7

I'm a fan of yours a really big fan everywhere you go

0:49.4

They have different names for different fish every every single place you go

0:52.6

I mean even if you go from from New York to Florida

0:56.1

Fish is we have five different names and so when you get to France, but it's time you get to France

1:00.7

So that's a different name. Yeah, cheese fake. You're not lucky you are to be hanging out with me

1:04.9

I know I'm really lucky me hanging out with you. I mean what you're learning. Oh, I'm learning. Yeah

1:08.7

I'm really stuck. No, this is this has to do with fear you have a fear of dying the demons don't really care

1:13.4

What you chant as long as you do what they want poor trap sandwiches

1:16.8

Poor trap sandwiches if I were you I wouldn't focus on what he's saying, but more of the fact that he's saying something

1:23.0

You

1:25.0

Well, hi, Leo there everybody

1:27.0

Welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL

1:32.1

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live my name is Luke Burbank

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