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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1942: The 'Ol Scam-n-Mock

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2015

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Phyllis "Fletch" Fletcher joins the show to take a walk down TBTL memory lane. She, Luke and Andrew discuss one of Luke's most infamous stand-up debacles.

Special thanks to John Goldman and Alanna Jaworski for supporting today's episode!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Dairy gas prices, whoa sick and twisted just how we like it organic dog food

0:11.7

is it legal to be this insane just so I got to hang out with this weekend you

0:17.3

have an idea my family

0:21.9

Bruce Chandling excuse me America do you mind fast food here we go

0:29.8

psycho scrui and totally unbalanced

0:33.6

Chandling turns the stand-up stage into a mental institution laser pointers you know I'd like to do I like

0:41.0

take my laser car and drive it off of a laser cliff nothing's off limits to Bruce Chandling

0:49.3

right here on abc NBC and six flags magic mountain dot com tvtm

1:01.0

it's onters okay on durs it's not Anders it never was that I don't know why you guys keep

1:07.3

saying it it's onters I've been on at the beginning of my name I have a hard

1:12.7

because you're a chicken you're a chicken

1:19.5

my go and win a cool look at that I was just telling you the truth

1:25.0

is anyone in the family ever seen a chicken the enormity of of their flat brain the enormity of

1:32.3

their stupidity is just overwhelming I hated the karma with his wee BDIs and that smog

1:39.9

look at his face oh you're gonna buy my chicken

1:46.9

well a happy labor day to one and all and welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of tvtl the show

1:55.4

that just might be too beautiful to live hey folks my name is Luke Burbank I am your host this

2:02.4

episode one thousand nine hundred and forty two in a collector series you know what a lot of

2:08.1

podcasts they're gonna take those holidays off we're not that kind of podcast but we're gonna do

2:13.8

is play you a tape of an old episode but not tell you until you've already downloaded this episode

2:20.2

so yeah bit about which I mean happy labor day everybody um here is the plan for this whole week

2:27.5

we are going to be featuring some some shows that have been deemed memorable they've been deemed

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