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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1939: This Old Hut

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2015

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Luke goes full-Bob Vila on his new house. Meanwhile, Andrew decides to take up his own building project (in cyber space). Plus, Kanye West is not running for president. Probably.

Special thanks to Pamela Harrington and Megan Kelso for sponsoring today's show!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Why do advertisers like your hands?

0:03.0

I like to say that my hands look good naked.

0:06.0

They are really just the perfect, neutral toned hands, so the skin is flawless.

0:12.6

The nails are very, very healthy, and they just emanate like radiate health and good

0:18.1

care.

0:19.1

So you're very protective of your hands.

0:21.0

I've been my hands as elite athletes, like Olympic athletes, and so everything I do is

0:27.5

to protect them from being in any jeopardy or any danger in any way.

0:31.6

So for me, that means no cooking, no cleaning, no taking out the garbage, no opening

0:35.4

cans, no opening windows, no opening doors, no gardening, no sports, no, no, no, no,

0:39.4

a million knows.

0:40.4

Teach me how to strike a pose with my hands.

0:42.6

You want to do my favorite beauty pose?

0:44.4

Yes, what's your favorite pose?

0:45.4

I like this.

0:46.4

We seductively do this, and then we do this.

0:49.7

Okay.

0:50.7

And it's sort of like snake-like, and you can do...

0:52.7

Oh, now bad.

0:54.3

No, no, bad.

0:55.3

Nobody tells me I don't have a good pose.

0:58.4

Hmm.

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