Episode #1938: We've Made A Terrible Mistake
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 September 2015
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Andrew returns from Cleveland with stories of rollie-coasters and Happy Meals. Meanwhile, Luke and Carrie are producing their own off-screen reboot of Tom Hanks' "The Money Pit." They might have made a terrible mistake...
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| 0:00.0 | Okay guys, yeah, let's take a moment right now. Yeah, we'll take a quick moment and then we'll move on |
| 0:05.0 | No, let's take a full moment in silence here. Can we? Mom is usually silent. So moment starts when you shut up |
| 0:12.3 | And do we close our eyes? I don't think you need to. It's not really a prayer because more a moment |
| 0:23.1 | Well, I just wanted to say a friendly hello in an unfriendly way |
| 0:27.2 | Hello, listen, please, please, please if anybody doesn't know the difference between a balance and a jobo |
| 0:32.5 | I really need you to leave the most boring |
| 0:35.7 | Growning monotonous broadcasts you can possibly imagine |
| 0:41.1 | I think we're pretty heavy on the bad news right now |
| 0:43.3 | So maybe just sprinkle in some positive a spoonful of sugar and such are you out of your mind? |
| 0:48.5 | You're putting your entire future in the hands of the man who put radio on the internet |
| 0:57.2 | 1,937 times already |
| 1:02.7 | That's how many times we've attempted to put radio on the internet, which means |
| 1:08.3 | You my friends have arrived at a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL. It is September 1st |
| 1:16.2 | It is |
| 1:17.7 | raining |
| 1:18.9 | Like in a sort of biblical fashion here in Bellingham, Washington the Bay City |
| 1:24.2 | And we are at episode 1,938 in a collector series |
| 1:29.3 | This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm on your I'm on your host |
| 1:38.4 | I'm on I'm on your iPhone or other device talking to you into your ears. I'm also on a lot of coffee |
| 1:44.5 | we're staying at our friend Jenny's house and |
| 1:48.6 | She only has huge coffee mugs |
| 1:52.7 | There's not one normal-sized mug in this house. It's like we're at friggin central perk on the set of friends |
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