Episode #1936: Funky Smells and Funkier Tunes

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2015

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

TBTL Blogger Emeritus Stu (#hirestu) sits in for Andrew as Luke prepares to watch a Huey Lewis concert from the comfort of an RV, just on the other side of the fence from the paying customers. Plus, Staten Island apparently stinks to high heaven and Derland and Darvin Miller might be the coolest dudes/twins of all time.

Special thanks to Melissa Carr and Nick Kokkonis for supporting today's episode of TBTL!

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is our store.
0:01.3	You're in the way of our store.
0:03.1	We're going to go in, and we're going to come out
0:05.4	in 20 minutes, and I want you guys gone.
0:08.1	We are a peaceful organization, but at this time,
0:11.2	this makes me very warlike.
0:14.0	So help me, God.
0:15.3	I will jump from head to head using your skulls
0:19.4	as stepping stones into the river that is the street.
0:22.4	And I'm going to take tea and take a sip of it
0:25.6	and spit it into each and every one of your mouths.
0:29.1	A little burn me, but it'll burn you twice.
0:32.9	Burn me once with tea, shame on me.
0:36.3	Burn you twice in your own mouth.
0:38.3	Shame on everybody.
0:39.9	Involved.
0:40.9	TVTN.
0:43.1	Now, many, many people have questions and very serious questions.
0:52.0	You heard what he said?
0:53.4	Did you hear what he said?
0:54.5	Yes, I heard what he said.
0:57.2	Doesn't make any difference what he says.
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