Episode 192: Return of the mercury maze

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2019

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to your all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, in which we talk about possibly the most diverse range of subjects ever. From fridge dumping and courgettes to foreskin removal and UFOs, and just about everything else in between.

Meanwhile, Pete crosses the line when talking about masturbation, but Luke gets his own back on Pete regarding the now infamous mercury maze. And, in some absolutely stunning news, Pete announces that he's thinking about abandoning the use of thermal paste in his PC/machine/rig. Staggering.

To get in touch about alien abductions, UFOs, thermal paste etc: [email protected]

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0:10.4	Christ. That's an email we received yesterday. There we go. From a...
0:15.2	We can get emails from Mary Kate Warner who was a Sunday school teacher who's made some kind of
0:19.4	weird flashcards for her Sunday school and she wants the world to use them.
0:23.6	Share the love.
0:24.8	Episode 192.
0:25.8	192 of course famous for being the number you use a dial on your landline to get
0:31.4	directory inquiries.
0:32.6	Remember?
0:33.6	I think so.
0:34.6	I was one, two, three or is that the speaking clock?
0:37.3	One, two, three was the speaking clock, yeah.
0:39.4	Imagine what a child.
0:42.2	Let me try and do it at the third stroke the time sponsored by
0:46.4	acurist will be
0:48.3	two
0:49.3	42 and ten seconds that was fascinating because he had to make that exactly 10
0:54.4	seconds long. Oh did he? Because it would update by 10 seconds each time.
0:58.4	Oh I didn't even think of the logistics of that. The time sponsored by
1:02.0	Accurist will be... His voice is a bit more shrill but
1:05.4	crisp. The Times... No. It wasn't that. The Times sponsored by Accurist? No.
1:11.1	It was definitely deeper. And he would have had to have done every single
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