Episode #1919: Future Empregnator Emeritus
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2015
⏱️ 90 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Jen "Flash" Andrews joins the show to discuss overly-chatty cashiers, workplace thermostats, and an oath she just signed that forbids her from partying with communists.
Special thanks to Kason Escobedo and William Weinberger for supporting today's show!
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | And that's how I got to where I am, so what do you got? |
| 0:05.0 | Okay, here it is. |
| 0:07.0 | Bit soup. |
| 0:10.0 | It's like alphabet soup, but... |
| 0:13.0 | It's ones and zeros instead of the letters. |
| 0:19.0 | Because it's binary, you know, binaries just ones and zeros. |
| 0:22.0 | Yeah, I know what binary is. |
| 0:24.0 | Jesus Christ, I memorized the hexadecimal times tables when I was 14 writing machine code. |
| 0:28.0 | Okay, ask me what 9 times F is. |
| 0:31.0 | It's 5. |
| 0:33.0 | I do not need you telling me what binary is. |
| 0:35.0 | Just like I don't need you thinking about soup or taking pictures of it. |
| 0:38.0 | I need you thinking about apps, software, websites, Silicon Valley, all right? |
| 0:43.0 | Not... |
| 0:47.0 | Paris, Texas. |
| 0:51.0 | It's where Campbell's Soup is. |
| 0:53.0 | T-B-T-L. |
| 0:59.0 | It's the strain beginning to show. |
| 1:01.0 | If I could sleep 10 days and nights in a rice bed, I could certainly last in this laudity bank. |
| 1:06.0 | This is what the animal said to us. |
| 1:08.0 | He says to Miss Cockney here, baby. |
| 1:11.0 | Oh, your butt would have coconut. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TBTL, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of TBTL and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.