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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of civilization. Coffee with Scott Adams and I

promise you this will be the most awesome live stream you've ever seen. Today I have something

well you've heard of it. It's called content, the good kind. Because the news has served up

a bounty that we must thank the creator of the universe for. It's never been better than today.

We got good stuff today. But before we get to that, would you like to take it up to another

dimension? The dimension that you didn't even know existed. Yes, you do. And all you need for that

is a cup of mugger, glass of tanker, jellice, tiny canteen, jugger, glass, best of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoy me now for the unparalleled pleasure.

Don't mean you have the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the

simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go.

I have a question. A question is, is slurping allowed? Yes, if you're alone.

If you're alone, if you're alone, give it a good slurp and don't apologize.

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