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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1916: Layer Of Confusingness

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Luke records from a very precarious situation on Lake Washington, with rough waves rocking his boat and Blue Angels screaming overhead. Meanwhile, Andrew sits on the corner of Sunset and Vine, earning his nickname "Hollywood Walsh." They discuss lions, boat safety, ear horns and air horns.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Have you made any sales today?

0:03.0

Oh, you are angry.

0:05.0

I like that.

0:07.0

If I got divorced, I'd probably be pretty angry too.

0:09.0

First I'd have to get married, but then if I'd get divorced.

0:12.0

You need to get back on the man horse, right?

0:15.0

Because I think I know a certain horse man

0:17.0

that might want to take you out for a truck.

0:20.0

Are you seriously hitting on me right now?

0:22.0

No!

0:24.0

No, I'm not. That was my horse impression.

0:27.0

I'm saying no.

0:28.0

T-B-T-L!

0:33.0

So, I've got a very special story for you guys today.

0:38.0

It's about the time that I got a fight

0:41.0

because I said that I was going to marry a cartoon character

0:45.0

that some other girl said that she was going to marry.

0:48.0

Who'd address so scandalous?

0:51.0

And you know another couldn't handle it.

0:53.0

See, you're shaking that thing like who's the ish?

0:56.0

With a look in your eye.

0:58.0

So devilish.

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