Guy goes to Europe on a business trip and he finishes up early so he sends his wife a

fax saying, honey, I'm coming home tomorrow. I was coming home a week early.

Gets home and he walks in the house and he catches his wife in the act.

Yeah. Doesn't even say anything. He's devastated. He slinks out of the house.

Goes to his shrink. Tells the shrink what happened.

Shrink Lesson's Royce sympathetically says, maybe she doesn't get the fax.

Yeah. That's a really...

It's not a great joke.

T-B-T-L!

The DJs were hot, the bodies were hot and we had a great time.

Just because you'd like laying around your house and your underpants doesn't mean the United States of America has to see it.

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.

Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen.

Could be a new shirt at the men's store. A cat nap in your office chair or two cups of good hot

lacked coffee. Well, I've heard all the facts and it's pretty obvious what I have to do.

Get a big ol' mug of hot chocolate, put on my thinking PJs and get back to you.

I guess when they stop talking, that's my cue.

To start, so here I am, everybody. My name's Luke Burbank. Welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live today is episode 1,913 in a collector's series.

Lots and lots to talk about on this Tuesday. Tom Brady's suspension is upheld by the NFL

and well, he's got some impressive folks in his corner. I don't know if stunt presidential candidates

can soften the hearts of the NFL, but if there's a chance, Tronald Dump is gonna try to do his best to

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