Hello, well, well, here we are. You know, I think we just got to get to this right at the top because this is an issue that we've actually wanted to bring up for where?

I would say five to six weeks and so we're going to get to the crime because I know we have a lot to talk about, but this couldn't escape us.

So every week we record on Skype and you know, I have my Skype name, Amy of your Skype name, pretty simple, pretty easy, nothing crazy.

And that was fine too, whatever it was when we first started it was fine.

Right. Then a couple weeks ago, I log in to our group Skype, right? And we get a message from Touch Woman 7.

Am I right about this John? That's right. Just to reiterate, Touch Woman 7 has joined the Skype call and we're like Megan.

In fact, Megan was actually like, I think Matt's trying to call and we're like, yeah, okay, bring him in.

We had no idea who Touch Woman 7 was. And for me, as a lesbian, I welcomed it.

You also could touch woman 7B and then I started calling myself Touch Woman 4000.

4000. And then it just, yeah, and then like Matt couldn't figure out how to get it back to his normal thing.

So it just been kept as Touch Woman 7.

And I want to mention too, I saw Touch Woman 7. I immediately blocked Deli.

I want nothing to do with Touch Woman anything. So, you know, as a gay man representing my people, I couldn't be associated with such a username.

So then yeah, so he's in the group chat and we're like Matt, your name on Skype says Touch Woman 7.

Are you aware of that? Now, Darren, I think we need to let Matt obviously speak on what happened here.

Because I do see his name, like his real name, which we don't ever reveal in our Skype, but it is represented in our chat and in our like username as as we said, Touch Woman 7.

So Matt is.

Well, to be fair now, it just says Touch Woman.

Oh, we don't change it. Okay. That's unclear.

We'll let Matt defend himself here, but it's unclear what the fuck is happening.

Matt, you get like two minutes because we do want to get to the crime, but can you explain why you are Touch Woman 7 or not 7?

There's no way I can explain it, but I can say that I'm innocent of this crime fucking innocent of this crime.

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