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Welcome to Is This Real Life, a podcast that relates the quirkiest aspects of pop culture and reality TV to our own lives.

This is your host, Mandy Sleutzer.

Let's get to it.

Hi, everyone. Welcome to episode 19. So it has been such a crazy week. On Tuesday, it was my birthday.

And I'm at work in a meeting and I get a text from my friend, Brittany Vasur Thomas.

You should check her out on YouTube at Vasur Beauty.

She's like, let me know when you're ready.

I'm like, ready for what?

So when my meeting's done, I'm like, okay, I'm ready.

And she's like, I have your gift ready. What is it? Take a listen. Hi, Mandy, Peter from Vanikable rules here. I hope that you're having an amazing day. I hear that you're doing a podcast. Well,

congratulations. I hear that it's doing really well. You should have me on there one of these days. Seriously, email me or something, I don't know. But, uh, or hit me up on Instagram. I'm there all the time. Have me on. I hear that you're getting also a dog. You're naming her after Stasi. Really? Okay. I don't know if that's a diss or not, but that's cool, I think.

But anyway, happy birthday, Mandy. I hope that you're having an amazing one. I hope that it's,

I know it's today, so I hope that this message receives you well.

And I hope that you're, it's all drama-free, just like, just like, just like my life.

It's pretty drama-free.

I'm over here in L.A., enjoying it, soaking it up, about to have some breakfast.

And it's very drama-free right now.

So, again, happy birthday to you.

And where did the whole concept of you naming your dog, Stasi, come from?

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