Episode 189 - The 12 Day Cope Wars

The Deprogram

JT, Hakim, and Yugopnik

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🗓️ 4 July 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	Let me start us off with a racist joke, okay?
0:02.7	Please do.
0:03.1	So, a Kurdish man goes to the doctor. This is a real joke in Iraq with. A Kurdishman goes to the doctor. He's like, doctor, every time I drink tea, my eye hurts. And he's like, oh, is that so? He's like, yeah, every time. I don't know why it happens. So the doctor goes and he's like, hmm, let's investigate. So he makes him a cup of tea, or he provides him the ingredients and stuff to make a cup of tea.
0:24.2	He's like, make a cup of tea uh or he provides him the ingredients and stuff to make a cup of tea he's like make a cup of tea so the guy takes the tea bag he puts the sugar he gets the cup he puts the hot water and he puts a spoon and he stirs but he keeps a spoon in and i was like okay take a drink the doctor says the Kurdish guy lifts the cup to his face And the stupid
0:37.7	fucking spoon
0:38.5	Pokes him in the eye
0:39.7	He's like yeah you're a dog
0:41.1	That's basically
0:42.5	And the entire butt of the joke
0:44.1	Is that he's Kurdish
0:45.1	Oh
0:46.4	It's just
0:47.4	Casual niche racism
0:49.8	It's perfect
0:51.2	Like every
0:51.8	Every
0:52.4	Every non-American joke requires an American cannot exist because of context, but...
0:57.8	I need you to correct me.
0:59.4	Is this Yugoslav joke, is this Macedonians or Chenahara?
1:05.3	What do they call?
1:07.2	Sanagora, yeah, the Montenegrans, yeah.
1:09.3	Montenegrins, excuse me, yeah.
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