Episode 189: Fighting on cruise ships

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2019

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Happy Monday! This time on your all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, Luke's been to the Lake District, and Pete has been out for a drink with his friend and his friend's cobbler. Yes, really. We're not sure what to make of that either.

Elsewhere, there's wasp stings, talk of a huge brawl started by a clown on a cruise ship, and lots of animals being naughty. We also answer a question from a listener who is getting a load of hassle from his neighbours. And, before we pop off, there's a chance to hear from someone who had a similar experience to Pete in a naked spa.

LEEEEEROY JENKINS!

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0:00.0	Leroy Jenkins Leoy Jenkins. Le Roy Jenkins look we were there and Pete Donaldson responsible World of Warcraft member of the party.
0:18.0	Yes.
0:19.0	You reminded me of Lee Roy Jenkins yesterday.
0:21.0	You were saying it was an absolute store called classic.
0:23.4	Mimi and I were playing it through our car's media system on YouTube.
0:28.6	Was she familiar with the work?
0:30.1	She wasn't.
0:31.1	So it was always nice to introduce to that.
0:33.0	He says at the end, at least he got chicken.
0:35.0	Yeah, I'm so high right now.
0:37.0	Luca Pete Show, episode 189.
0:39.0	I picked her, I got stung by a wasp on my way in today.
0:42.0	Oh, I got stung by rather the gurgresser prices of the cafe
0:46.8	within the building that we're working in.
0:49.2	Why did you do that?
0:50.6	Well, I'll set the scene for you.
0:52.4	Okay. When you say, why did you do that? Well I'll set the scene for you. Okay. When you say why did you do that? Why did you do that? I don't feel like I had a huge input into it. I was standing on the platform at West Norwood in South London and there are trees that hang over the platform.
1:04.4	I was waiting for the train. I felt something fall onto my head. I thought it was like a leaf or something.
1:10.1	So I just put my hand up to... Just a pissed up a wasp to wipe it off and it was a wasp when it stung me around the finger.
1:15.6	I mean if I was going to say that any part of your body that resembles a wasps nest it would be definitely your
1:21.2	hair because wasps nests are otherworldly and curly
1:25.6	aren't they they're very curly whirly they look if you get if you come across a big
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