Ladies and gentlemen, fans of intelligent rational debate everywhere. Let's get ready to logic

In this corner weighing in at 110 pounds fighting out of Toronto, Canada

the master of post-modern destruction

Jordan Peterson

Thank you for having me

and fighting in the stained t-shirt and dirty pants

Healing all the way from Slovenia

Thank you for my fellow

neoliberal political late capitalist subjects to observe these fantastic debates we will be having today

logical combatants

The opening question of this debate comes from our sponsor world star hip-hop.com

Gentlemen, you have seven dollars and fifty cents and not a penny more to build the perfect ho

Peterson, you won the coin toss backstage. You may respond

Well, I think that this question points out so many of the problems of this post-modern age

I mean you only have two dollars to give the ho in hourglass figure, but it's fifty cents if she's a stripper

Wouldn't the second thing be true if the first one would be true

But it's a dollar fifty more. It's insane. You know, I see these young man coming to me with tears in their eyes

because

They're romantic partners these people who share this very special delicate and same thing called busting with them

And they go up to them and they say

She was telling people that she was sucking dick while I was playing 2k and when she

When people said if they thought it was my dick, she said foe

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